Oh Helen,

Do you like the smell of men?

Well i think that i might be,

Too some miniscule degree,

one of them.



I long to see you all the time,

I could fit u like a glove.

Im so very much in love.

that i canot find a ryhme with ur name,

Nothing really sound the same,

Well except for smellen, yellen,

and pretty much anything that ends with 'en and well.



Cut the crap,

I can stop thinking about you.

Im in ur trap,

You know you stick to me like glue,

Do you think im scary,

But the way im so full on.

How can u turn me down,

When ive got my madalian on.

Oh yeh



Oh Helen im not like all the other men,

Wouldnt treat you like a hoe,

Bring urself to love a male,

And well be in heaven.

I can feel the love in u,

Call me up well have a blast,

I can so forget the past,

It the least i can do!

To love ur eyes, nose, mouth, ear, tit, knees and thighs,

And arm pits, and sweel bits and pretty much every other piece of Helen!



Cut the crap,

I can stop thinking about you.

Im in ur trap,

You know you stick to me like glue well,

Do you think im scary,

But the way im so full on.

How can u turn me down,

When ive got my brand new cardigan on.

Lets catch a movie,

I know u probably think im some kind of smoothy.

Im not a stalker.

But u can be my gravey and i can be ur pork oh yeh.



Cut the crap,

I can stop thinking about you.

Im in ur trap,

You know you stick to me like glue,

Do you think im scary,

But the way im so full on.

How can u turn me down,

When ive got my brand new medalian and my lovely cardigan on!